Dakar Rally Cancelled

Robby Gordon will not be able to blame a poor performance in Daytona on a lack of testing anymore. The Dakar Rally has been cancelled by the threat of terrorist attack.

Gordon believes this to be the plot of one of his NASCAR peers, specifically Jeff Gordon. "Jeff has always been jealous of my abilities and he can't stand to see me have success in an event he's too much of a wuss to enter. I just can't believe he went to these lengths to keep me from victory, I mean c'mon, staging a terrorist threat? That's a bit extreme."

But Robby, there have actually been two terrorist attacks in the region recently. To which he added, "convenient, don't you think?"